Who Knew the Letter U Was So… Rapey?
As much as I personally dislike/fear Smokey Robinson, I really don’t think he deserved to be treated this way. NO MEANS NO!
If you’re old enough to be annoyed by hipsters, you’re old enough to remember and fully appreciate classic Sesame Street. If this is you, then you should remember Smokey Robinson performing his hit “You Really Got a Hold on Me” as he taught little children the dangers of getting involved with fatal attraction-ass vowels.
This has always been one of my favorite sesame street memories, but you know what? Looking back… this is really creepy. This U has some therapy-grade attachment issues and poor Smokey should really STFU with all the singin’ & make friends with a 911 dispatch operator. This is a PROBLEM! He’s being stalked! Relentlessly! I mean, let’s walk through the different levels of disturbing, shall we?
0:35 – The first official unwanted physical contact.
0:57 – Just to clear the air and banish any possibility that this cld simply be a ‘no means yes’ situation, Smokey tells everybody plainly, “Bein’ grabbed by a letter is unappealin.” Translation: “These are all bad touches.”
1:10 – Smokey literally & physically has to guard his crotch against the looming invasion.
1:23 – Yo, this thing really wants Smokey’s balls.
1:48 – Assault.
1:54 – Battery.
2:26 – OMG KIDNAPPING WTF
2:38 – Full out, unabashed, unashamed, hardcore, full pursuit, “if i cant have you, nobody can” style stalking.
3:06 – Lesson learned: Persistence and tireless stalking pays off.
GREAT JOB, SESAME STREET.