Introducing: 50 Tyson.
The man I’m about about to introduce is going to ruin your lives for the next 15 minutes. Now…the video itself is only 2 minutes, but I find it near impossible to not play repeatedly after the first sit through.
He hails from NOOOOORTHSIIIIIIIDE Twin cities Minnesota. He wears ALL blue AND ALL red Everyday. You hear me!? EVERYDAY! He’s a born ballplayer with a strong distaste for liars who occasionally forgets how old he is. But then he remembers and gers really excited about it. He’s a Pioneer in this rap game! He’s more honest than Abe will ever be! Ladies and gentleman, I present to you… 50 TYSON!