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May 6, 2010

Let the love of the Lord rain down on the soul of our beloved son, playcousin, and superstar Tacorian “Taco” Loudens.  Taco is best known to the world as r&b singer Smoothtone, and his live performance of his single “Drink Your Love (Like a Cup of Kool-Aid)” at the Willacoochie County Fair was the proudest moment of his life.  He was called home when his trademark pleather tie got caught in a document shredder while working his shift at Copy Cousins.  He leaves to mourn his mother, ex-stepfather, and numerous bookies.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. May 6, 2010 8:31 pm

    This shit came out in 2006! He got a song with autotune!

    Damn, damn, damn!!!

  2. Lite Bread permalink
    May 6, 2010 9:08 pm

    Now I got disturbing memories of …

    Ricardo Montalban …

    Chrysler Cordoba’s …

    Corinthian Leather …

    And my friends Pleather jacket he wore all the time (and that I envied endlessly) …

    It matched his A.C. Green/Soul Glow doo perfectly.
    (Didn’t match anything with me … sad-face)

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