So How Much Does PETA Hate Ron Isley?

Every aspect of the Mr. Biggs Fur Collection mirrors Mr. Isley’s individuality and his personal attention to details. His love of long-hair furs is reflected in his choice of sable, chinchilla, mink, fox, coyote, and rex rabbit, which make up the 85-piece collection. (via)

I.  Am.  Not.  Making.  This.  Up.

It was a very interesting journey that brought me to this discovery today.  I was on the Twitter singing Negro spirituals in celebration of Ron Isley’s release from prison where he served three years for tax evasion (He was released awhile ago, but I just heard about it; as such, I hereby deem this day Juneteenth, Jr. to be celebrated on this date every year continuously from here on out henceforth and forevermore and whatnot) when me and my Twitter buds jisliteskinded and sassycrass fell into a conversation about whether or not Ron Isley has A – dressed his dog in a fur coat in one of his videos, and B – worn a basketball jersey OVER a fur coat in another video.

So let’s start here.  The mental image of a dog in a fur coat is not one that I have stored, but when you throw Ron Isley’s name up in there, it’s one that I can easily compose.  I can see Ron Isley doin’ some sh!t like that.  This man looooves him some fur.  Turns out, though, that the dog was not dressed in fur.  He was just in a derby hat and a suit, which is a lot more reasonable (look at this–this man has created a situation where a dog in a derby hat and suit can be called “reasonable”).  And as for the case of Ron Isley wearing a basketball jersey over a fur coat, that is also incorrect.  He’s wearing the coat on top of the basketball jersey, which, somehow, doesn’t make it any better.

So I was researching these two little factoids when I discovered that Ron Isley has his own motherf#cking line of motherf#cking fur coats.  Everything from monkey ass mink to rabbit to motherf#cking coyote.

You may be asking yourself, “Hey, there!  What’s wrong with a fur fan having a line of fur coats?”  I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it:  Who in the hell needs a damn bright red and/or electric blue fur coat??!  That’s what’s wrong with it!  My Lord, this is like the real life version of Steve Harvey’s Easter Pimp suit collection.

THE REVEREND DO-WRONG:  Long enough to be a preacher’s robe, sharp enough to guarantee you some prime time sinnin’.  The Reverend Do-Wrong coat is made of an exotic blend of 50% polyester, 30% Yaki, and 20% coyote (from the one that died at the zoo last week).

If you must, see the rest of the line here and a promotional video here.

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