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So How Much Does PETA Hate Ron Isley?

April 23, 2010

Every aspect of the Mr. Biggs Fur Collection mirrors Mr. Isley’s individuality and his personal attention to details. His love of long-hair furs is reflected in his choice of sable, chinchilla, mink, fox, coyote, and rex rabbit, which make up the 85-piece collection. (via)

I.  Am.  Not.  Making.  This.  Up.

It was a very interesting journey that brought me to this discovery today.  I was on the Twitter singing Negro spirituals in celebration of Ron Isley’s release from prison where he served three years for tax evasion (He was released awhile ago, but I just heard about it; as such, I hereby deem this day Juneteenth, Jr. to be celebrated on this date every year continuously from here on out henceforth and forevermore and whatnot) when me and my Twitter buds jisliteskinded and sassycrass fell into a conversation about whether or not Ron Isley has A – dressed his dog in a fur coat in one of his videos, and B – worn a basketball jersey OVER a fur coat in another video.

So let’s start here.  The mental image of a dog in a fur coat is not one that I have stored, but when you throw Ron Isley’s name up in there, it’s one that I can easily compose.  I can see Ron Isley doin’ some sh!t like that.  This man looooves him some fur.  Turns out, though, that the dog was not dressed in fur.  He was just in a derby hat and a suit, which is a lot more reasonable (look at this–this man has created a situation where a dog in a derby hat and suit can be called “reasonable”).  And as for the case of Ron Isley wearing a basketball jersey over a fur coat, that is also incorrect.  He’s wearing the coat on top of the basketball jersey, which, somehow, doesn’t make it any better.

So I was researching these two little factoids when I discovered that Ron Isley has his own motherf#cking line of motherf#cking fur coats.  Everything from monkey ass mink to rabbit to motherf#cking coyote.

You may be asking yourself, “Hey, there!  What’s wrong with a fur fan having a line of fur coats?”  I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it:  Who in the hell needs a damn bright red and/or electric blue fur coat??!  That’s what’s wrong with it!  My Lord, this is like the real life version of Steve Harvey’s Easter Pimp suit collection.

THE REVEREND DO-WRONG:  Long enough to be a preacher’s robe, sharp enough to guarantee you some prime time sinnin’.  The Reverend Do-Wrong coat is made of an exotic blend of 50% polyester, 30% Yaki, and 20% coyote (from the one that died at the zoo last week).

If you must, see the rest of the line here and a promotional video here.

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13 Comments leave one →
  1. April 23, 2010 6:41 pm

    Why do I feel like my life will never be the same after reading this? Everything I thought I knew, I never really knew. I mean, you just can’ “un-see” sh*t like this. I am transformed.

  2. April 23, 2010 7:27 pm

    Do they have prison jumpsuit orange?

  3. Lite Bread permalink
    April 23, 2010 11:47 pm

    Awwww Ms. Brokey!
    You let it out the bag too soon! I was gettin’ ready to release my very own “Mr. Smalls (pun intended) 2520 Collection”

    Made of the finest road-kill animals I could scrounge off the road.

    We’s got:

    The Feral Cat. Itch included. And the color blend – Whew WEEE! (Or is that the smell?)

    The ‘Other White Meat’ (I’m not included) – Possum. “Pre-pressed” to prefect thinness no less! (you try scrappin’ that off the Interstate).

    The Humane Society Special – Mane-gy Dog (not to be confused with Snoop). And $0.01 of every purchase goes to the local shelter (‘cause they let me in the back door after-hours ta get my fresh picks).

    The “1,000 Squirrels Gave Their Lives by the square Inch for Your Ego” (‘cause that’s all you get per squirrel – 1 square inch). A bag of Corn Nuts is given with each coat purchased.
    Oh, and these ones are WAIST coats. I ain’t skinnin’ and cleanin’ 3,000 of these little bad-boys for a full length, OK?

    And my “Special” – The Catfish Skin! Got a killer deal wit a catfish farm in Mississippi (Yes. They’re there, ok) and you get Pure 100% Farm Raised USA Only skin! We guarantee 95% “Bone-Free” (might wanta watch it, first time you put it on, OK?).

    And my Ultimate – “The Fetish” – made of only 100% authenticated (former) Underwear, worn Exclusively by A/A Women. Stains Included! I’ve risked my neck (literally) stealin’ from clothes-lines an’ backyards and laundry-mats across the country to gather enough prime material for this unique, one-of-a-kind, Malibu’s Most Wanted offering.

    I take pride in my Collection. I’m gettin’ Kevin Federline to Endorse (if he gives me Shar’s number …)

    • Caspercutie permalink
      April 24, 2010 2:54 am

      You have possum, but no raccoons? You could make a coonkini out those skins.

      • Lite Bread permalink
        April 25, 2010 6:47 am

        @Caspercutie:

        See the deal is…

        I a birth certificate carryin’ 2520. Therefore, as a Culturally Sensitive, “Sum my bestest friends is (insert inappropriate racial designation)”, Socially Empowering, herbal tea – free of coloring – drinkin’ , Eritrean flag shirt wearin’, partial wanna-be type …

        I stayed the totally conscious, full-fledged heck away from any “coon” references.

        Hope ya understand.

        And what happened to the cutie-girl wit the “natural” hair and hypnotizing … uh … circles in yer picture box?

    • April 24, 2010 4:13 am

      lol catfish skin? gross!

  4. April 24, 2010 4:18 am

    Re: tiffany: lmao is that a fur coat for a stripper? Where is his shirt?

    This is my favorite thing of today.

  5. vitamin p permalink
    April 24, 2010 12:53 pm

    I want the red one. It won’t show the blood that PETA throw all over it, see? That’s our Ron, always thinkin’.

  6. Fiqah permalink
    April 26, 2010 2:07 pm

    I’m pleased to announce that this week’s Tacky Tuesday will be devoted exclusively to the Mr.Biggs fur collection.

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