Dumb R. Kelly Lyric of the Week, ed. 3
Strutting pass, switching that ass while I’m on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you’re doing the damn thang
–“Sex in the Kitchen”
Why did he list tomatoes and potatoes separately from “fruits and vegetables?” Probably because he doesn’t know if tomatoes and potatoes are fruits or vegetables, huh? Yeah. I think so, too.