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Dumb R. Kelly Lyric of the Week, ed. 3

April 2, 2010

Strutting pass, switching that ass while I’m on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you’re doing the damn thang

–“Sex in the Kitchen”

Why did he list tomatoes and potatoes separately from “fruits and vegetables?”  Probably because he doesn’t know if tomatoes and potatoes are fruits or vegetables, huh?  Yeah.  I think so, too.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. Lite Bread permalink
    April 2, 2010 8:01 pm

    Ms. Brokey,
    “Sex in the Kitchen” is more likely to result in, for me at least …

    “Dad? Who’s that in the kitchen? Why she got half her clothes off?”

    Or

    “Dad, what kinds a weird ol’ black-curly hair is this in my Pasta alla Carbonara?!”

  2. 00Sigma permalink
    April 3, 2010 12:56 pm

    I know your suppose to supervise children in the kitchen, but he took it too far!

    • Lite Bread permalink
      April 5, 2010 3:42 pm

      @ooSigma!!!
      Awwwwhhhhh! O, that one left a red mark on somebody, lol!
      That was wonderful!

  3. Fiqah permalink
    April 7, 2010 6:38 pm

    You know this shit is like shooting fish in a barrel, right?

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