You Sent It: What U Thirsty 4?
March 23, 2010
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Oh, man. Oooooohh man. Okay. This is the worst shit that I have ever seen and heard in my entire life AWESOME.
The horrible hook singing. The terrible group name (Thirsty Unit??). The “club” scene in the basement. The fact that this was all probably shot on a regular ass video camera owned by somebody’s Uncle Junebug. It is nearly too much for my soul to bear.
My favorite part, I think, is at the 1:20 minute mark, where the ponytailed video hoe model in the tub on the left doesn’t know that it’s time for her to not sing the “what you thirsty for” chorus anymore as dude starts rapping.
LOL. How the fuck do we posed to keep peace?? How, I ask you? HOW??
(Many, MANY glorious thanks to Charles for sending this in.)
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Splackavellie Central 
Yikes! I knew I was in for a treat when it took 30 seconds for their name to form on the screen! And it only got better with off-beat rapping, bad lip-syncing, the Jermaine O’Neal look alike in an Iverson shirt, the girls almost crashing into that SUV…it’s so bad it’s brilliant!
I think I know what the guy at the end was thirsty for.
Ms. Brokey,
The burn-out scenes, in the parking lot of the local playground/picnic area had me. The low-rider turnin’ cookies at 3:28 and the cycles at 4:38. So stylish.
Addin’ in the 2520 Russian-thug lookin’ homeboy’s at 0:58 was a classy touch, made me feel a part of it all.
And they did get in the obligatory “9mm” reference (can we maybe mix that up a bit and reference a NATO round or two).
But, I must Confess. I watched it like 5 times. Not because it’s any good, but because …
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Them some hot babes in that video. I admit it. I watched it to look at ‘em.
Now I feel thirsty … 4?
You’re all welcome.
Did anybody else notice that there wasn’t enough room in the tub for any more unscrupulous women?
Dude’s attempt at double time rapping around 3:45 is kind of endearing. He tries his hardest but runs out of breath after about 15 seconds like an overenthusiatic 10 year old, then just falls off the beat completely. It’s cute.
“Awesome. Awesome to the max! ” – 80’s yuppie
“How the fuck do we posed to keep peace??”
…indeed.
So many questions.
1. Does he know his bottle is empty?
2. Why’d they wait until Uncut was off the air for 4 or 5 years to make this video?
3. Why does this look like a really bad porno?
4. WHY CAN’T I LOOK AWAY?!
Since when did being thirsty equal being cold?
And how you thirsty for weed?
Get me out of here. Right now.