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WTF is wrong with MC Hammer’s mouth?

March 22, 2010

If you can’t speak Spanish, you have, at the very least, heard it being spoken before.  There is a double r sound in Spanish, pronounced by rolling the r as you say it.  Like the “r” in “rojo.”  Listen here if you need to.

Okay. So the rolling of an “r” makes sense.  The rolling of an “m?”  Not so much.

For some odd reason, that’s what MC Hammer does throughout his 1991 single “Gaining Momentum,” which nobody I know seems to remember.  And it’s not just the “m” sounds.  It’s pretty much every sound. The WHOLE SONG.

How does he even do that?  Why is he doing it?  He does it in places and with combinations of words and letters that don’t make a lick of sense.

Maybe some of the millions he lost went to angel dust/psychedelic mushroom purchases?

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7 Comments leave one →
  1. March 24, 2010 4:03 pm

    3:38- I’m sorry, did he just say “Pump up, stump up Make your body jump up/ Suck the glass dildo when your life is gonna blow up” ?!?!?! I mean, I know he didn’t say…but what the hell is he saying?

  2. Ralonda permalink
    March 25, 2010 2:00 am

    ^^^ I think that’s EXACTLY what he said. I looked up the lyrics and there was no consensus on what was said. lmao

  3. March 25, 2010 7:09 am

    So I’m not crazy then? I didn’t even think the lyrics to this song would be on the internet (in hind sight, it was silly to ever think that). Hours later, it still sounds like “suck the glass dildo…”

    “sucker class diddle?”
    “sup the glass diddo?”

    Anybody?

  4. Ralonda permalink
    March 26, 2010 1:50 am

    Supple class fiddle? Supper past diddles? Sucka ass kiddo?

  5. April 27, 2010 1:51 pm

    How in the hell did he roll that “n” ?!?!

    “…And nnnnnnever let em stop you when your gaining momentum” (3:49)

  6. Opal C permalink
    May 18, 2010 7:00 am

    I thought it was just me that noticed when he rolled the word “moment” in ‘We’re All in the Same Gang’!

    Guess the glass dildo is his reference to the crack pipe?

  7. None permalink
    January 14, 2011 8:32 pm

    Correct. He also references it in Brothers Hang On.
    “You smoke the pipe (glass dildo)
    Then that’s your thing
    You try to jerk me
    All you get is a bang”

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