Pinky Switches to a Different Kind of Mic.

She's spitting rhymes this time!

Y’all know Pinky, right?  The porn star?  The short midgety one with the bright pink hair?  …Yeah, neither do we.

…*cough*

Anyway, Pinky is a porn star that some of you heathens may be familiar with (around here, we keep our noses clean so as not to be tempted to cheat on ourselves per Christine O’Donnell’s warning).  We learned that she’s now rapping via the fine folks at The Smoking Section, and we’ve got some guesses as to who is writing her rhymes.

So here’s the video.  It’s work safe, so long as your boss won’t mind a really big butt in some really tight lace leggings.

We’re pretty sure we know who’s probably writing for her.  We’ve narrowed it down to a few:

• Roy Jones, Jr.
• Bangs
• Denny Blaze, the Average Homeboy
• Flynt Flossy
• Dylan
• Dylan
• Dylan, Dylan & Dylan

Pretty sure at least one of those is right.  Y’all got any guesses?

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