Az Yet Loves Them a Big Girl.
Disclaimer: There is nothing wrong with big women. I myself am not a small girl. As you read, please do not confuse my outrage/confusion with this song as outrage/confusion with the idea of having sex with a big woman. I know lots of big women. They’re all awesome.
That being said, these dudes apparently fucked a HUUUUUUGE broad!!
Remember Az Yet? They were a group from Philly who found marginal success in the 90s; their biggest hit was a song called “Last Night,” which found popularity in part due to its appearance on the Nutty Professor soundtrack. The song was about a gentleman’s night of steamy, passionate, sweaty relations with a young woman who was, apparently, big as shit, as she had entire land formations and the motherfucking sun in her vagina.
I was inside of you
While making love to you
I saw the sun , the moon
The mountains and the rivers
I saw heaven when I made sweet love to you
…There was room for all that?? Holy hell! I mean I know vaginas stretch and all, but Christ Almighty. She got the entire Land of the Lost in her cooter. I’m guessing they took Lewis, Clark, and Sacajawea with them; otherwise, they probably wouldn’t have made it outta there.
I bet her pap smears are interesting:
“Well, your hormone levels are normal, cervix looks good, and there’s a new pair of Peregrine Falcons nesting on the mountainside overlooking your uterus.”
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